An Extensive Set of Instructions About Opening Your Prefered Browser in Excruciating Detail

1 - Obtain a device.
2 - Charge it or plug it in.
3 - Turn it on.
4 - If you have an account log in, otherwise follow the manual's instructions on creating one.
5 - Check to see if your device comes preinstalled with a browser. If it doesen't, pirate one for your software type from a flash drive.
6 - Click the icon for your browser of choice.
7 - Quickly click it again unless you are on a mac.
8 - Wait for the window to load.
9 - Once it does, enjoy!